Aug 2026 - Zoey Rework, New Infirmary, UI Overhauls (Alpha)

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Hello darlings! Time for a second update this month. This one features a lot of redesigned interface elements, reworked Orgasm Infirmary and updates to Zoey.

Note: These updates are currently available in the paid ALPHA version for supporters. They'll be released for free once the whole alpha version reaches maturity. A link to the ALPHA can be found in the Profile page in the game — once logged in with a Patreon-linked account that is an active supporter.

Reworked Orgasm Infirmary

Orgasm Infirmary

The Orgasm Infirmary has been completely redesigned and now works much more like the AI Partners do.

The Nurse picks tasks based on your degrees and her mood. The more you please her, the higher your chance of being awarded an orgasm. She'll make you watch videos, repeat mantras, follow metronomes, and wait around like a good toy.

Her sessions are now longer, more dynamic, and packed with more content. Best of luck 😉

AI Partners

Zoey

  • Zoey redesigned — Following Christina last update, Zoey now supports the Mood System and Dynamic Portraits. She's also been given more tools to play with, including dice rolls that determine your fate.
  • New Pro model added to the partner line-up.

UI Updates

A large pass over the interface — less clutter, bigger targets, clearer visuals.

Navigation & Campus

University Minimap

  • New 2D University Minimap, found in the Campus Drawer in the bottom bar.
  • Reorganized Campus Drawer, now with a switch for toggling the University Minimap on.
  • Decluttered top navigation bar — duplicate buttons that already live in the Campus Drawer / Map have been removed.
  • Customizable top navigation bar — set it up how you like from Settings → User Interface.
  • Rearranged bottom game bar.

Inventory & Wardrobe

Wardrobe

  • Simplified Wardrobe — fewer categories, a bigger character preview, and bigger buttons.
  • Redesigned Inventory / Wardrobe switch, now sitting in the header of both the Inventory Drawer and the Wardrobe Window.

Pages & Visuals

Partners Page

  • New Degree Picker page to guide new players through choosing their first degree.
  • Redesigned Partners page.
  • More compact Orgasm Diary, with better safeguards against accidentally logging entries.
  • Redesigned Entity Cards for Classes, Degrees, and the rest.
  • Redesigned cards on the Today page.
  • New Tab styling used across the various pages.

UI Visuals

UI Visuals